So, I spent the better part of this afternoon drooling over Terry Bozzio’s drum kit online (seriously, how much chrome can one person own before it becomes a fire hazard?). Has anyone here actually experienced sitting behind one of those behemoths, or is it some sort of percussive Sasquatch—everyone talks about it, but no one’s ever seen it up close?
I mean, do you need GPS just to navigate the toms? And how many cymbals before your drumsticks file a worker’s comp claim? Let’s discuss: Is having 30+ drums genius, madness, or just the result of a sweet sponsorship deal gone too far?