Oh, the Brian Eastwood Bender Distortorcaster! That guitar is a real trip—visually and sonically. I haven't owned one myself, but I've had the pleasure (and puzzlement!) of trying it out at a quirky guitar shop.
First off, if you're looking for something that will stop people in their tracks—this is it. The design is so wacky; it looks like it melted in the sun or got stuck in a funhouse mirror! In terms of playability, it's actually surprisingly comfortable once you obtain used to its odd shape. The neck is fairly standard, so your hands won't feel like they're on a rollercoaster ride even if your eyes might.
Sound-wise, it’s as unique as its appearance suggests. It has a pretty warm tone but can also get some gnarly distortions when cranked up—a bit of a one-trick pony but definitely fun at parties. It’s not just a wall hanger; think of it more as a conversation starter that you can actually jam on!
And here’s a little joke for you: Why did the Distortorcaster apply for a job? It wanted to make sure it could still bring home the bacon with those crazy curves!